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Natural Tooth & Gum Powder – Black
Fancy black frothy fangs? Sure you do. This natural tooth and gum powder contains activated charcoal along with a whole host of other goodies to keep your teeth looking polished and your breath fresh.
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Black Beaded Curtain
Vamp up your living space with this versatile black beaded curtain. A beautiful mixture of both diamond and teardrop beads. Hang it in a doorway, a window, or use as a room divider.
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Vintage Victorian Black Leather Boots
Just look at the shape of these vintage Victorian boots. They don’t make them like this anymore, and these have certainly seen some life. One can only wonder about the stories these boots could tell. Very characterful indeed.
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Game of Thrones Valar Morghulis T-Shirt
All Men Must Die. Though they don’t all die peacefully like the ones that take a sip from Jaqen H’ghar’s cup. This has to be one of the better ways to go. Just guzzle it down and croak it. Sure beats ending up in Ramsay’s clutches or having your eyes popped out by The Mountain.
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Black Shirt Jeans Shoes Cats T Shirt
When you have your black shirt, black jeans and black shoes sorted, don’t go and balls it all up with a mismatching pussy. Of course, we love all kitties here at I Want It Black, but black cats are especially lucky. Plus you can cuddle them and get cat fluff all over your outfit and it won’t show. But honestly, we don’t really care about the fluff, it’s the pussy that counts.
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Psychic Readings Metal Sign
Fancy yourself as a fortune teller? This Psychic Readings Metal Wall Sign is a must have to advertise your amazing skills. Before you know it you’ll have them lining up for your guidance, and maybe even flog them some tarot cards or a crystal ball while they’re with you too. $$$
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Psycho (1960)
The original 1960 black and white version of Psycho still has the ability to creep the hell out of those who watch it. Norman Bates and his Mother, between them, created a ‘how not to treat your guests or run a motel’ blueprint. A young lady staying at a sinister motel in the middle of nowhere, run by the cringiest weirdo manager ever, make this a story that has to end badly. A horror masterpiece.
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Dr Martens Vintage 1460 Boots – Black
The iconic black boots from Dr Martens. Handcrafted in England from quilon leather, these timeless classics can be dressed up or down. Sturdy enough to get up to all manner of things, including running away from life.
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Goth Block SPF 50 Sunscreen
So hardcore even Dracula could sunbathe wearing it, Goth Block SPF 50 Sunscreen is your beach (or graveyard) essential when you want to stay paler than pale while the sun shines. Cruelty free and vegan (not that Dracula would care) water resistant, and so full of natural goodies you’ll be beating the hippies away with a stick, Goth Block will protect you from the light while you wait for the darkness.
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Black Shower Panel System
Soak everywhere at once with this black shower panel complete with overhead rainfall shower, handheld shower, and two body massage jets to tickle your fancies. They can all be used together so the pleasurable and perverse possibilities are endless.
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ESP Kirk Hammett Signature KH-2 Black Guitar
What a beast. All in black with skull & crossbone inlays between the frets on the fingerboard adding the perfect touch. Wouldn’t you just love to take this one in your arms and give it all you’ve got. Yeah, thought so…
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Tissue Noir Black Facial Tissues
Perfect for snivelling into during those melancholy moments. Let your tissues suit your mood and demeanour.
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