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The Satanic Bible
Where would we be without the seven deadly sins? Bloody miserable that’s where. Anton Lavey’s classic reminds us it’s good to indulge, to enjoy, and to fully experience the pleasures of this earthly plane. We are physical beings after all, and to abstain is unnatural.
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Bates Motel Wooden Model House
Norman Bates really does have a killer house, and now you can have one too. This one’s a little smaller though, so you can’t actually live in it or dress up as Mother. It’s a charming model house that comes as a kit that you glue together to make your very own Bates house. Remember to paint it black.
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Blackberry Porsche Design P’9983 – Black
Enough to bring out the snob in anyone, The Porsche Design P’9983 is a first class smartphone for sophisticated individuals who demand the best in life. Styling doesn’t get more elegant than this, and if you have the car to match, all the better.
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Slender Man – Android App
Collect the 8 pages before Slender Man gets you! This Slender Man app for Android recreates the original game environment. If you’ve never played Slender, and you love being scared, you’ll love this app. First person perspective makes this game truly terrifying. We recommend playing it alone, in the dark, with headphones.
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HIM – Deep Shadows And Brilliant Highlights
The cover of this album is the tits. Ville Valo really was in his prime here and the album itself is a poetic masterpiece. Love is insane and baby we are too.
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Fancy your own fluffy little death bearer? Charlie Crow by Jellycat is a soft, cuddly, feathery friend that you can take with you wherever you may go. You know your friends will see him and say “Caw!”. They’ll all want one too, and then it’ll be murder.
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The original 1960 black and white version of Psycho still has the ability to creep the hell out of those who watch it. Norman Bates and his Mother, between them, created a ‘how not to treat your guests or run a motel’ blueprint. A young lady staying at a sinister motel in the middle of nowhere, run by the cringiest weirdo manager ever, make this a story that has to end badly. A horror masterpiece.
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The Coloring Book For Goths
Finally, a coloring book for those of us who don’t do color. If you want to get all mindful, but favor coffins and crows over unicorns and rainbows, The Coloring Book for Goths provides the perfect creative outlet. Page after page of goth inspired drawings are sure to delight, so grab something black and fill in the gaps.
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Baby Gargoyle Soft Toy
Just look at that sweet face, and those horns! This delightful baby gargoyle soft toy stands 12 inches tall with movable arms and legs allowing you to perch him in all sorts of places. Not only does he look amazing, he will also guard your living space and scare off evil spirits for you. Looks and talent. What more could you want.
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The Exorcist Ringtone
Put the willies up everyone whenever your phone rings to the sound of The Exorcist. Watch them look around with trepidation, wondering where that hauntingly familiar tune is coming from, and then judge you as the Anti-Christ when you answer the blower. It'll clear the queue anyway.
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