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Black Birthday Balloons
Birthdays are a mixed bag aren’t they. On the one hand you’re celebrating the fact that you’re alive, and on the other, with every celebration you’re getting closer to death. This pack of 10 black party balloons for men contain 2 of each design ‘Another Year Closer to the Sweet Release of Death’, ‘Happy Fucking Birthday’, ‘Birthday Bastard’, ‘Old Git’ and ‘You Are Old’. Perfect for realists everywhere.
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Black Cake Candles
Long, black, sleek and glossy. A rather dramatic description for cake candles but these 5 inchers certainly deserve it. Forget the tiddlers you normally plunge into your icing. These are the big boys of cake candles. Sure to impress. They probably need one hell of a blow though.
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