Black Birthday Balloons


Birthdays are a mixed bag aren’t they. On the one hand you’re celebrating the fact that you’re alive, and on the other, with every celebration you’re getting closer to death. This pack of 10 black party balloons for men contain 2 of each design ‘Another Year Closer to the Sweet Release of Death’, ‘Happy Fucking Birthday’, ‘Birthday Bastard’, ‘Old Git’ and ‘You Are Old’.  Perfect for realists everywhere.


Pack of 10 black birthday balloons for men showing the following messages:

2 x “Happy Fucking Birthday”

2 x “Another Year Closer To The Sweet Release Of Death”

2 x “you are old”

2 x “Old git”

2 x “birthday bastard”

Material:  Black latex

Also available for women.