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XL Licorice Willy Candy
If you like your willies big and black these licorice candies are sure to delight. Give one a chew.
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Bates Motel Wooden Model House
Norman Bates really does have a killer house, and now you can have one too. This one’s a little smaller though, so you can’t actually live in it or dress up as Mother. It’s a charming model house that comes as a kit that you glue together to make your very own Bates house. Remember to paint it black.
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Exquisite crow journal with 100 hand-torn craft paper pages. Would make a superb Book of Shadows. Also ideal to use as your ‘Book of Depressing Thoughts’, and let’s face it we all have one of those. Comes with black feather pen.
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These skeleton stickers are based on a medieval drawing and are available either as a sheet of 6 measuring 3″ in diameter, or a sheet of 20 measuring 1.5″ in diameter. I could give you a few ideas where you should stick these, but I’m sure you’ll have plenty of your own.
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Black Magic Figure Candle – Female
So she got to you and now you want revenge. This figure candle is all you need to cast a black magic spell or curse, aimed at a specific person. The candle image allows you to set your intention for that person, and then burn baby burn. Please remember that magic is real, and your intentions have the power to manifest into physical reality.
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Black Birthday Balloons
Birthdays are a mixed bag aren’t they. On the one hand you’re celebrating the fact that you’re alive, and on the other, with every celebration you’re getting closer to death. This pack of 13 black party balloons contain 6 x ‘Another year closer to the sweet release of death’ and 7 x ‘Happy Fucking Birthday’. Perfect for realists everywhere.
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Set of 3 Gun Soaps
‘Cause we got guns’ yeah, soap ones! These natural glycerin gun soaps are gentle on the skin and certainly won’t be killing any strangers, so you’ll be more than happy to leave your prints all over them.
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Camera Lens Mug
Photographers everywhere will love this camera lens mug. Having a steel insert, it’s perfect for all types of liquid – black water if you’re thirsty, black vodka to loosen things up a bit, or black coffee if you need to crank it up a gear. It even comes with a lid to avoid throwing it all over people when you’re blithering around with your beverage.
$10.54 SHOP NOW
Fancy your own fluffy little death bearer? Charlie Crow by Jellycat is a soft, cuddly, feathery friend that you can take with you wherever you may go. You know your friends will see him and say “Caw!”. They’ll all want one too, and then it’ll be murder.
$23.63 SHOP NOW
Black Lavender Soy Candle
If too many things have been getting on your wick and you’re in need of a quiet spell, this lovely lavender scented candle could be just what you need. Carefully handmade in The Witch City of Salem, MA, the lavender scent is sure to soothe away your stresses and help you relax, so you can feel more like yourself again. Whatever that means.
$20.50 SHOP NOW
Haunted House Candle
Set the house ablaze with this haunted house beeswax candle. The detail on this candle is amazing, and if it were a real house it would no doubt be the one that most people would cross the street to avoid. We wouldn’t though. Would you?
$19.99 SHOP NOW
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