Gifts & Novelties
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Black Birthday Balloons
Birthdays are a mixed bag aren’t they. On the one hand you’re celebrating the fact that you’re alive, and on the other, with every celebration you’re getting closer to death. This pack of 10 black party balloons for men contain 2 of each design ‘Another Year Closer to the Sweet Release of Death’, ‘Happy Fucking Birthday’, ‘Birthday Bastard’, ‘Old Git’ and ‘You Are Old’. Perfect for realists everywhere.
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Black Guitar 4GB USB Flash Drive
Black guitar USB flash drive with keychain so you can keep your music with you always.
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Death Note Notebook & Feather Pen
Story Said: The human whose name is written in this note shall die. This note will not take effect unless the writer has the person’s face in their mind when writing his/her name. Therefore, people sharing the same name will not be affected. If the cause of death is written within 40 seconds of writing the person’s name, it will happen. If the cause of death is not specified, the person will simply die of a heart attack.
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Haunted House Candle
Set the house ablaze with this haunted house beeswax candle. The detail on this candle is amazing, and if it were a real house it would no doubt be the one that most people would cross the street to avoid. We wouldn’t though. Would you?
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Black Bath Bomb
For those who love to wallow in darkness, we present to you the black bath bomb. Sling this in your tub and watch the water turn jet black. Tangerine, orange and raspberry scents combine to uplift your senses, because let’s face it, if you’re drowning in blackness you bloody need it, leaving your skin soft and your mind clear. Cruelty free.
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The Tarot of Vampyres – Tarot Card Deck & Book
This absolutely stunning tarot card deck and accompanying book replaces the traditional suits with Scepters, Knives, Skulls and Grails. Explore the deepest depths of yourself, or another, as these cards reveal all in the darkest of ways.
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Black Magic Figure Candle – Female
So she got to you and now you want revenge. This figure candle is all you need to cast a black magic spell or curse, aimed at a specific person. The candle image allows you to set your intention for that person, and then burn baby burn. Please remember that magic is real, and your intentions have the power to manifest into physical reality.
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Samhain 2009 Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab Perfume Oil
The perfect scent for Halloween. Samhain 2009 encapsulates the beautiful aromas abundant during the Autumn season. Rich, warm, earthy and natural.
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Black Cigarette Case
Slip your pack inside this discreet black case and keep your cigarettes safe and not squished. Holds a full pack of king sized cigarettes, so you’ll always have plenty of smokes to hand. Finding a public place where some fucker doesn’t have a problem with you lighting one up is another story.
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XL Licorice Willy Candy
If you like your willies big and black these licorice candies are sure to delight. Give one a chew.
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Skull Dice With Death Set
Dice with death? Sounds great! Live life dangerously, place your bets and see if you can roll the dice in your favor. This pack of five black dice featuring Reaperesque skull faces will add an interesting twist to your gambling nights to ensure they are never grim.
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Charlie Crow
Fancy your own fluffy little death bearer? Charlie Crow by Jellycat is a soft, cuddly, feathery friend that you can take with you wherever you may go. You know your friends will see him and say “Caw!”. They’ll all want one too, and then it’ll be murder.
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