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Black Pentacle Necklace
Black magic. This black pentacle necklace complete with dogtag chain is made from stainless steel coated with titanium nitride, so it’s suitable for those with skin sensitivities.
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Fancy your own fluffy little death bearer? Charlie Crow by Jellycat is a soft, cuddly, feathery friend that you can take with you wherever you may go. You know your friends will see him and say “Caw!”. They’ll all want one too, and then it’ll be murder.
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Camera Lens Mug
Photographers everywhere will love this camera lens mug. Having a steel insert, it’s perfect for all types of liquid – black water if you’re thirsty, black vodka to loosen things up a bit, or black coffee if you need to crank it up a gear. It even comes with a lid to avoid throwing it all over people when you’re blithering around with your beverage.
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These skeleton stickers are based on a medieval drawing and are available either as a sheet of 6 measuring 3″ in diameter, or a sheet of 20 measuring 1.5″ in diameter. I could give you a few ideas where you should stick these, but I’m sure you’ll have plenty of your own.
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Death Note Notebook & Feather Pen
Story Said: The human whose name is written in this note shall die. This note will not take effect unless the writer has the person’s face in their mind when writing his/her name. Therefore, people sharing the same name will not be affected. If the cause of death is written within 40 seconds of writing the person’s name, it will happen. If the cause of death is not specified, the person will simply die of a heart attack.
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Black Lavender Soy Candle
If too many things have been getting on your wick and you’re in need of a quiet spell, this lovely lavender scented candle could be just what you need. Carefully handmade in The Witch City of Salem, MA, the lavender scent is sure to soothe away your stresses and help you relax, so you can feel more like yourself again. Whatever that means.
$20.50 SHOP NOW
Baby Gargoyle Soft Toy
Just look at that sweet face, and those horns! This delightful baby gargoyle soft toy stands 12 inches tall with movable arms and legs allowing you to perch him in all sorts of places. Not only does he look amazing, he will also guard your living space and scare off evil spirits for you. Looks and talent. What more could you want.
$110.45 SHOP NOW
Bates Motel Wooden Model House
Norman Bates really does have a killer house, and now you can have one too. This one’s a little smaller though, so you can’t actually live in it or dress up as Mother. It’s a charming model house that comes as a kit that you glue together to make your very own Bates house. Remember to paint it black.
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Black Cigarette Case
Slip your pack inside this discreet black case and keep your cigarettes safe and not squished. Holds a full pack of king sized cigarettes, so you’ll always have plenty of smokes to hand. Finding a public place where some fucker doesn’t have a problem with you lighting one up is another story.
$5.55 SHOP NOW
Skull Dice With Death Set
Dice with death? Sounds great! Live life dangerously, place your bets and see if you can roll the dice in your favor. This pack of five black dice featuring Reaperesque skull faces will add an interesting twist to your gambling nights to ensure they are never grim.
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Black Birthday Balloons
Birthdays are a mixed bag aren’t they. On the one hand you’re celebrating the fact that you’re alive, and on the other, with every celebration you’re getting closer to death. This pack of 13 black party balloons contain 6 x ‘Another year closer to the sweet release of death’ and 7 x ‘Happy Fucking Birthday’. Perfect for realists everywhere.
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Set of 3 Gun Soaps
‘Cause we got guns’ yeah, soap ones! These natural glycerin gun soaps are gentle on the skin and certainly won’t be killing any strangers, so you’ll be more than happy to leave your prints all over them.
$6.00 SHOP NOW
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