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Organic Tuscan Black Rice
Stop blithering around with bland kitchen concoctions and sling some of this in your cauldron. Sure to cause a stir, this black rice will add a uniqueness to your culinary creations that will delight your diners.
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Death Wish Ground Coffee – The World’s Strongest Coffee
If you need a kick up the arse in the morning, get your laughing gear round some of this. With double the caffeine of your average coffee, Death Wish Coffee will wake you up and keep you perky. If that is your thing.
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Black Squid Ink Spaghetti
This black squid ink pasta will help you create devilishly dark spaghetti dishes. Perfect with seafood, or fling whatever you like on it for pasta with a twist.
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Black Magic Figure Candle – Female
So she got to you and now you want revenge. This figure candle is all you need to cast a black magic spell or curse, aimed at a specific person. The candle image allows you to set your intention for that person, and then burn baby burn. Please remember that magic is real, and your intentions have the power to manifest into physical reality.
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Black Cake Candles
Long, black, sleek and glossy. A rather dramatic description for cake candles but these 5 inchers certainly deserve it. Forget the tiddlers you normally plunge into your icing. These are the big boys of cake candles. Sure to impress. They probably need one hell of a blow though.
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100 Clear Fairy Lights – Black Wire
Suitable for indoor or outdoor use, you can string these fairies wherever you fancy. The black wire blends easily with your dark decor and gives a pretty scattering of lights, providing you with enough illumination to see whatever it is you happen to be indulging in.
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Black Wall Mounted Toilet
Toilets do see some horrors, so it’s more fitting that they should be black. Not only does it hide a multitude of sins, it’s much easier to keep clean as you really don’t need to bother. Imagine nestling your bum down on this glossy black wall hung toilet, with a pan as black as night, letting rip to your heart’s delight, and flushing it all into the dark abyss where it will never see the light of day again. Best. Bog. Ever.
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Black Birthday Balloons
Birthdays are a mixed bag aren’t they. On the one hand you’re celebrating the fact that you’re alive, and on the other, with every celebration you’re getting closer to death. This pack of 10 black party balloons for men contain 2 of each design ‘Another Year Closer to the Sweet Release of Death’, ‘Happy Fucking Birthday’, ‘Birthday Bastard’, ‘Old Git’ and ‘You Are Old’. Perfect for realists everywhere.
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Harley Quinn Beach Towel
Harley Quinn is without a doubt the Suicide Squad's hottest member, so when the temperature is rising and you're hitting the beach, knock 'em dead with this Harley Quinn Suicide Squad beach towel. Made from 100% cotton you'll be sure to keep your cool when the heat is on. You'd be mad not to love it.
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Black Seahorse Nursery Mobile
This nursery mobile has 3 pairs of black seahorses suspended in silent motion for your baby’s curiosity and enjoyment.
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Black Shower Curtain
White shower curtains are straight out of Psycho. This black shower curtain makes a refreshing change, allowing you to get all up in a froth in perfect privacy without the fear of Norman Bates showing up.
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