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Organic Black Bean Spaghetti – Gluten Free
Made with just black beans and water, this spaghetti can be substituted for regular pasta for those who don’t tolerate wheat based products well. In addition, it’s black, so we love it.
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Camera Lens Mug
Photographers everywhere will love this camera lens mug. Having a steel insert, it’s perfect for all types of liquid – black water if you’re thirsty, black vodka to loosen things up a bit, or black coffee if you need to crank it up a gear. It even comes with a lid to avoid throwing it all over people when you’re blithering around with your beverage.
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Exquisite crow journal with 100 hand-torn craft paper pages. Would make a superb Book of Shadows. Also ideal to use as your ‘Book of Depressing Thoughts’, and let’s face it we all have one of those. Comes with black feather pen.
$185.00 SHOP NOW
Black Seahorse Nursery Mobile
This nursery mobile has 3 pairs of black seahorses suspended in silent motion for your baby’s curiosity and enjoyment.
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Black Shower Curtain
White shower curtains are straight out of Psycho. This black shower curtain makes a refreshing change, allowing you to get all up in a froth in perfect privacy without the fear of Norman Bates showing up.
$24.00 SHOP NOW
The Black Grouse Alpha Edition Blended Scotch Whisky
The Alpha Edition of The Black Grouse is a richer, smokier version of this famous scotch whisky.
$67.95 SHOP NOW
Black Water Resistant Bluetooth 3.0 Shower Speaker
Take your music with you into the shower with this water resistant shower speaker by Soundbot. You can stick it to any smooth surface so you no longer have to sing to yourself and annoy the neighbours. Annoy them with music instead.
$11.99 SHOP NOW
Years in the making, the KRGT-1 is a motorcycle that has it all. Combining beautiful aesthetics, high performance, reliability, easy maintenance, and such a smooth easy ride you could thrash it to Hell and back without bruising your arse. Everything I look for in a man, really. If you’re ready to live your life in the fast lane, this exceptional machine will take you there.
$78,000.00 SHOP NOW
The Beer FKA Blackout
We’ve all had a blackout on a night out. Strange, as though you know you were there, but you weren’t there. The Beer Formally Known As Blackout by Evil Twin Brewing is for you if you like your beer black, with barely any carbonation. The flavors dwelling within this Imperial Porter have been described as ranging from chocolate, roasted malt, molasses, vanilla, dark fruits, espresso, and caramel. Beautiful.
12 Fresh Cut Black Roses
Real black roses! Forget the imposters, these beauties are freshly cut and waiting to be delivered to the object of your affection. Red is dead. Nothing says ‘I love you’ like a dozen black roses.
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Black salt – a combination of pure sea salt and activated charcoal. Perfect for spells and rituals, especially ones involving banishing. In fact, why not fling some directly at your enemies. They’ll think you’ve cursed them and run away, leaving you alone. In truth no harm will come to them, but the salt will certainly have worked it’s magic.
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Death Wish Ground Coffee – The World’s Strongest Coffee
If you need a kick up the arse in the morning, get your laughing gear round some of this. With double the caffeine of your average coffee, Death Wish Coffee will wake you up and keep you perky. If that is your thing.
$19.99 SHOP NOW
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