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Black Shower Panel System
Soak everywhere at once with this black shower panel complete with overhead rainfall shower, handheld shower, and two body massage jets to tickle your fancies. They can all be used together so the pleasurable and perverse possibilities are endless.
$289.00 SHOP NOW
Herdmar Black Flatware
Silver colored flatware is standard, but what if you don’t embrace the norm? Black flatware is stylish and unusual, and sure to be remembered by those you consider special enough to use it.
$95.00 SHOP NOW
Tissue Noir Black Facial Tissues
Perfect for snivelling into during those melancholy moments. Let your tissues suit your mood and demeanour.
$4.99 SHOP NOW
Bates Motel Wooden Model House
Norman Bates really does have a killer house, and now you can have one too. This one’s a little smaller though, so you can’t actually live in it or dress up as Mother. It’s a charming model house that comes as a kit that you glue together to make your very own Bates house. Remember to paint it black.
$26.59 SHOP NOW
Black Water Resistant Bluetooth 3.0 Shower Speaker
Take your music with you into the shower with this water resistant shower speaker by Soundbot. You can stick it to any smooth surface so you no longer have to sing to yourself and annoy the neighbours. Annoy them with music instead.
$11.99 SHOP NOW
Renova Black Pocket Tissues
Whip them out on the subway and just feel the envy. Blow your hooter on one of these soft black tissues and you’ll never be satisfied with a white one again.
$15.60 SHOP NOW
RIP Greetings Card
Perfect for Halloween. Send this greetings card to someone you love to wish them the most splendid of spooky celebrations. Alternatively, for the rest of the year, send it to someone you wish would end up in their pine overcoat very soon, to remind them of their own mortality.
$3.50 SHOP NOW
Black Mission Figs
How something can be dried but remain so moist is quite an achievement. Black mission figs are sweet, delicious, and a sure fire way of getting things going. So if things have been a bit half-arsed lately, throw some of these down your gate and get the party started.
$16.39 SHOP NOW
Black Magic Figure Candle – Female
So she got to you and now you want revenge. This figure candle is all you need to cast a black magic spell or curse, aimed at a specific person. The candle image allows you to set your intention for that person, and then burn baby burn. Please remember that magic is real, and your intentions have the power to manifest into physical reality.
$3.59 SHOP NOW
BLK Black Spring Water
Black water? Is this the devil’s brew? No chance, it’s far too good for you. BLK is filtered spring water enhanced by naturally black trace minerals. So now you can look bad while doing yourself good.
$9.75 SHOP NOW
Camera Lens Mug
Photographers everywhere will love this camera lens mug. Having a steel insert, it’s perfect for all types of liquid – black water if you’re thirsty, black vodka to loosen things up a bit, or black coffee if you need to crank it up a gear. It even comes with a lid to avoid throwing it all over people when you’re blithering around with your beverage.
$10.54 SHOP NOW
Black Convertible Crib
If you’ve got a baby bat on the way, this 4 in 1 convertible black crib is a nursery essential. Combine it with a soft black bedding set to ensure your offspring is never scared of the dark.
$219.99 SHOP NOW
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