Showing 1–12 of 55 results
Death Wish Ground Coffee – The World’s Strongest Coffee
If you need a kick up the arse in the morning, get your laughing gear round some of this. With double the caffeine of your average coffee, Death Wish Coffee will wake you up and keep you perky. If that is your thing.
$19.99 SHOP NOW
Black Birthday Balloons
Birthdays are a mixed bag aren’t they. On the one hand you’re celebrating the fact that you’re alive, and on the other, with every celebration you’re getting closer to death. This pack of 13 black party balloons contain 6 x ‘Another year closer to the sweet release of death’ and 7 x ‘Happy Fucking Birthday’. Perfect for realists everywhere.
$8.63 SHOP NOW
XL Licorice Willy Candy
If you like your willies big and black these licorice candies are sure to delight. Give one a chew.
$7.66 SHOP NOW
Black Cake Candles
Long, black, sleek and glossy. A rather dramatic description for cake candles but these 5 inchers certainly deserve it. Forget the tiddlers you normally plunge into your icing. These are the big boys of cake candles. Sure to impress. They probably need one hell of a blow though.
$8.99 SHOP NOW
The Coloring Book For Goths
Finally, a coloring book for those of us who don’t do color. If you want to get all mindful, but favor coffins and crows over unicorns and rainbows, The Coloring Book for Goths provides the perfect creative outlet. Page after page of goth inspired drawings are sure to delight, so grab something black and fill in the gaps.
$8.74 SHOP NOW
Gothic Round Steel Garden Bench
The tree lover’s dream seat! This elegant gothic garden seat is designed to wrap around your favorite tree so you can comfortably sit under it’s gently swaying branches and enjoy some peace and quiet away from people. Bliss!
$283.86 SHOP NOW
Black Wolf Head Faux Taxidermy
Are you a lone wolf? This stunning black wolf head will add dramatic effect to any room, and is sure to command plenty of attention. Sure beats hacking the head off a moose for decoration. This one is cruelty free as it’s made of resin.
$69.99 SHOP NOW
Black Mission Figs
How something can be dried but remain so moist is quite an achievement. Black mission figs are sweet, delicious, and a sure fire way of getting things going. So if things have been a bit half-arsed lately, throw some of these down your gate and get the party started.
$16.39 SHOP NOW
Black Beaded Curtain
Vamp up your living space with this versatile black beaded curtain. A beautiful mixture of both diamond and teardrop beads. Hang it in a doorway, a window, or use as a room divider.
$23.99 SHOP NOW
Gothic Cemetery Shower Curtain
Do you dig graves? We think they’re wonderful. Disappear behind this cemetery shower curtain with its tombstones, dark trees and flying bats for a truly sinister shower experience. And with the sound of the falling water simulating rainfall on a bleak midwinter day, you could almost be there.
$53.99 SHOP NOW
The Black Grouse Alpha Edition Blended Scotch Whisky
The Alpha Edition of The Black Grouse is a richer, smokier version of this famous scotch whisky.
$67.95 SHOP NOW
Organic Tuscan Black Rice
Stop blithering around with bland kitchen concoctions and sling some of this in your cauldron. Sure to cause a stir, this black rice will add a uniqueness to your culinary creations that will delight your diners.
$14.62 SHOP NOW
Showing 1–12 of 55 results