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The Devil Tarot Card Duvet Cover
Wouldn’t you just love to snuggle up with Satan at the end of the day? After all he’d be sure to keep you warm, seeing as that fire of his never goes out. This duvet cover would make the perfect gift for any Capricorn, as The Devil tarot card represents their sign. Obsession. Possession. Bondage. These are all Capricorn themes. You’d be a fool not to dive in with them.
$100.00 SHOP NOW
Blavod Black Vodka
Dark spirits aren’t always malevolent, especially when they come in the form of Blavod black vodka. This triple distilled vodka looks like a real bad boy – dark, smooth, irresistible, and willing you to discover how delicious he tastes.
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Black Magic Figure Candle – Female
So she got to you and now you want revenge. This figure candle is all you need to cast a black magic spell or curse, aimed at a specific person. The candle image allows you to set your intention for that person, and then burn baby burn. Please remember that magic is real, and your intentions have the power to manifest into physical reality.
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Black Beaded Curtain
Vamp up your living space with this versatile black beaded curtain. A beautiful mixture of both diamond and teardrop beads. Hang it in a doorway, a window, or use as a room divider.
$23.99 SHOP NOW
Black Lavender Soy Candle
If too many things have been getting on your wick and you’re in need of a quiet spell, this lovely lavender scented candle could be just what you need. Carefully handmade in The Witch City of Salem, MA, the lavender scent is sure to soothe away your stresses and help you relax, so you can feel more like yourself again. Whatever that means.
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Black Body Wash
Wash away your sins with this black body wash by Soapbox. Activated charcoal draws out toxins while sea salt exfoliates to leave your skin clean and smooth. Contains shea butter, aloe and jojoba oil for added softness. All natural, cruelty free and vegan.
$10.95 SHOP NOW
Black Birthday Balloons
Birthdays are a mixed bag aren’t they. On the one hand you’re celebrating the fact that you’re alive, and on the other, with every celebration you’re getting closer to death. This pack of 13 black party balloons contain 6 x ‘Another year closer to the sweet release of death’ and 7 x ‘Happy Fucking Birthday’. Perfect for realists everywhere.
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Camera Lens Mug
Photographers everywhere will love this camera lens mug. Having a steel insert, it’s perfect for all types of liquid – black water if you’re thirsty, black vodka to loosen things up a bit, or black coffee if you need to crank it up a gear. It even comes with a lid to avoid throwing it all over people when you’re blithering around with your beverage.
$10.54 SHOP NOW
RIP Greetings Card
Perfect for Halloween. Send this greetings card to someone you love to wish them the most splendid of spooky celebrations. Alternatively, for the rest of the year, send it to someone you wish would end up in their pine overcoat very soon, to remind them of their own mortality.
$3.50 SHOP NOW
100 Clear Fairy Lights – Black Wire
Suitable for indoor or outdoor use, you can string these fairies wherever you fancy. The black wire blends easily with your dark decor and gives a pretty scattering of lights, providing you with enough illumination to see whatever it is you happen to be indulging in.
$16.99 SHOP NOW
BLK Black Spring Water
Black water? Is this the devil’s brew? No chance, it’s far too good for you. BLK is filtered spring water enhanced by naturally black trace minerals. So now you can look bad while doing yourself good.
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Black Shower Panel System
Soak everywhere at once with this black shower panel complete with overhead rainfall shower, handheld shower, and two body massage jets to tickle your fancies. They can all be used together so the pleasurable and perverse possibilities are endless.
$289.00 SHOP NOW
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