$449.99
No time to clean your gothic abode? Haven’t quite got the magic spell down to manifest your own cleaning faerie? Relax. This vacuum cleaning robot does it all for you.
With multiple built in sensors to navigate it’s way around furniture, the iRobot Roomba 770 can even be programmed to vacuum while you’re out.
Or let it work around you, vacuuming your home without you having to lift a finger. Oh, actually that’s a lie, you will need to use at least one finger to operate it from the remote. I know, what a bitch..
Black handwash by Soapbox. Contains activated charcoal to deep cleanse and sea salt to exfoliate, along with added moisturisers to leave your skin clean and soft. All natural, cruelty free and vegan.
Soak everywhere at once with this black shower panel complete with overhead rainfall shower, handheld shower, and two body massage jets to tickle your fancies. They can all be used together so the pleasurable and perverse possibilities are endless.
Nosey neighbours trying to peer in when you’re getting your goth on? Piss on their bonfire with these thermal blackout curtains. They keep the warmth in and the cold out, and block 99% of outside light. Who needs sunlight when you’re a creature of the night? Perfect for vampires everywhere.
