Toilets do see some horrors, so it’s more fitting that they should be black. Not only does it hide a multitude of sins, it’s much easier to keep clean as you really don’t need to bother.  Imagine nestling your bum down on this glossy black wall hung toilet, with a pan as black as night, letting rip to your heart’s delight, and flushing it all into the dark abyss where it will never see the light of day again. Best. Bog. Ever.