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RIP Greetings Card
Perfect for Halloween. Send this greetings card to someone you love to wish them the most splendid of spooky celebrations. Alternatively, for the rest of the year, send it to someone you wish would end up in their pine overcoat very soon, to remind them of their own mortality.
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Vampire Bat Bikini
When you’re ready to hang at the beach, this bat bikini is perfect. Featuring coffin front, brazilian panties and bat wing top, you’ll look so fly they’d have to be blind not to fall for you.
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Black salt – a combination of pure sea salt and activated charcoal. Perfect for spells and rituals, especially ones involving banishing. In fact, why not fling some directly at your enemies. They’ll think you’ve cursed them and run away, leaving you alone. In truth no harm will come to them, but the salt will certainly have worked it’s magic.
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Konjac Facial Sponge With Bamboo Charcoal
Give your skin a treat with this Konjac Facial Sponge. Superb for deep, gentle cleansing, with added bamboo charcoal to absorb toxins and prevent breakouts. 100% natural, eco-friendly, cruelty free and vegan.
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Text Your Ex Back
Want to know how to get your ex boyfriend or girlfriend back? If your heart is broken ’cause your beau is now your ex, just remember it’s not over until you’re both dead. You both have a pulse, so anything can happen, and with Text Your Ex Back, you can take action. Just follow the instructions, and push the right buttons, and you’ll be more than amazed at their reactions.
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Patent Leather Biker Jacket
A new take on the traditional leather biker jacket, this one is definitely not for shrinking violets. So whether or not you’re straddling a powerful chopper, you’ll look like a girl that would give her boyfriend’s mother a heart failure. Good.
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Black Birthday Balloons
Birthdays are a mixed bag aren’t they. On the one hand you’re celebrating the fact that you’re alive, and on the other, with every celebration you’re getting closer to death. This pack of 13 black party balloons contain 6 x ‘Another year closer to the sweet release of death’ and 7 x ‘Happy Fucking Birthday’. Perfect for realists everywhere.
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Black Leather Coffin Backpack
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‘It’s not the cough that carries you off, it’s the coffin they carry you off in.’ So they say, however if you fancy carrying your own little coffin, you can do so hands free with this beautiful black leather coffin backpack. With enough room for all your goth stuff it is sturdy and compact so you won’t feel like you’re carrying the weight of world on your shoulders.
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Black Lava Lamp
Unwind with this calming lava lamp featuring black wax which melts into a beautiful lava to create no end of intriguing, shapeshifting effects.
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I Only Wear Black T-Shirt
You know those people who live and die in black? Yep, same here. This I Only Wear Black T-Shirt was made for them. It really spells it out with “I Only Wear Black on Days That End in Y.” Understandable. To consider any other color would be unthinkable.
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Black Squid Ink Spaghetti
This black squid ink pasta will help you create devilishly dark spaghetti dishes. Perfect with seafood, or fling whatever you like on it for pasta with a twist.
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