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Vegan Eyeliner Pencil – Black
No goth can survive without a decent black eyeliner, and this one goes on smooth and stays put, whatever you get up to. Smudges well too, if you want the ‘been up all night and been up to something’ look. The lack of nasties in this eyeliner means it’s great if you’re sensitive to all kinds of shit as it won’t irritate.
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Bates Motel Wooden Model House
Norman Bates really does have a killer house, and now you can have one too. This one’s a little smaller though, so you can’t actually live in it or dress up as Mother. It’s a charming model house that comes as a kit that you glue together to make your very own Bates house. Remember to paint it black.
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Black Magic Figure Candle – Male
He’s going to wish he never ruffled your feathers when you get hold of one of these. This candle can be used as the embodiment of your object of woe, for you to do with as you please. Just remember, intention is a very powerful thing and can have profound results, so be careful what you wish for.
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Atsuko Kudo Black Latex Midi Dress
A unique take on the latex dress. Supremely feminine and elegant. Imagine disappearing off into the night on your dream date in this provocative yet undeniably ladylike creation. Your beau will be knocked dead. Leaving you with the dilemma of how to revive them.
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Black Salt
Black salt – a combination of pure sea salt and activated charcoal. Perfect for spells and rituals, especially ones involving banishing. In fact, why not fling some directly at your enemies. They’ll think you’ve cursed them and run away, leaving you alone. In truth no harm will come to them, but the salt will certainly have worked it’s magic.
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Renova Black Toilet Tissue
Ultimate luxury for your bum! This softer than soft toilet tissue by Renova is supremely stylish and a far cry from the usual bland bathroom bogroll. Your guests will be impressed and most certainly amused.
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Pavlok 2 Bracelet
Go hard or go home – the Pavlok 2 bracelet helps you change your behavior and break bad habits by delivering an electric shock every time you misbehave. This speaks to the reptilian brain and it will learn to associate pain with the undesirable behavior. So if you need a kick up the arse to get on track, this should sort you out nicely.
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Death Wish Ground Coffee – The World’s Strongest Coffee
If you need a kick up the arse in the morning, get your laughing gear round some of this. With double the caffeine of your average coffee, Death Wish Coffee will wake you up and keep you perky. If that is your thing.
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Charlie Crow
Fancy your own fluffy little death bearer? Charlie Crow by Jellycat is a soft, cuddly, feathery friend that you can take with you wherever you may go. You know your friends will see him and say “Caw!”. They’ll all want one too, and then it’ll be murder.
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The Tarot of Vampyres – Tarot Card Deck & Book
This absolutely stunning tarot card deck and accompanying book replaces the traditional suits with Scepters, Knives, Skulls and Grails. Explore the deepest depths of yourself, or another, as these cards reveal all in the darkest of ways.
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