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  • Black Shower Panel System

    Black Shower Panel System

    $289.00

    Soak everywhere at once with this black shower panel complete with overhead rainfall shower, handheld shower, and two body massage jets to tickle your fancies. They can all be used together so the pleasurable and perverse possibilities are endless.

  • Black Squid Ink Spaghetti

    Black Squid Ink Spaghetti

    $13.01

    This black squid ink pasta will help you create devilishly dark spaghetti dishes. Perfect with seafood, or fling whatever you like on it for pasta with a twist.

  • Black Velvet Joni Jeans

    Black Velvet Joni Jeans

    $58.00

    Where would you be without your black skinny jeans? Up crap creek that’s where. So versatile, no alternative individual should be without at least a pair or two. So it makes sense to add a black velvet pair to your collection. Perfect for dressing up, down and everything in between.

  • Vero Dual-Flush Square Rectangular Wall-Mount Toilet with Glazed Surface

    Black Wall Mounted Toilet

    $1,249.99

    Toilets do see some horrors, so it’s more fitting that they should be black. Not only does it hide a multitude of sins, it’s much easier to keep clean as you really don’t need to bother.  Imagine nestling your bum down on this glossy black wall hung toilet, with a pan as black as night, letting rip to your heart’s delight, and flushing it all into the dark abyss where it will never see the light of day again. Best. Bog. Ever.

  • Black Water Resistant Bluetooth 3.0 Shower Speaker

    Black Water Resistant Bluetooth 3.0 Shower Speaker

    $11.99

    Take your music with you into the shower with this water resistant shower speaker by Soundbot. You can stick it to any smooth surface so you no longer have to sing to yourself and annoy the neighbours. Annoy them with music instead.

  • Black Wedding Dress

    Black Wedding Dress

    $2,199.00

    Found your perfect soul mate? Waste no time tying the mortal knot in this enchanting black wedding dress. He’s sure to be spellbound, and undoubtedly yours forever more.

  • Black Wedding Shoes

    Black Wedding Shoes

    $98.00

    Dance down the aisle in these exquisite handmade satin wedding shoes. Dainty as can be, these are the perfect wedding shoes for the gothic bride.

  • Black Wolf Head Faux Taxidermy

    Black Wolf Head Faux Taxidermy

    $69.99

    Are you a lone wolf? This stunning black wolf head will add dramatic effect to any room, and is sure to command plenty of attention. Sure beats hacking the head off a moose for decoration. This one is cruelty free as it’s made of resin.

  • Blackberry Porsche Design P’9983 – Black

    Blackberry Porsche Design P’9983 – Black

    $970.00

    Enough to bring out the snob in anyone, The Porsche Design P’9983 is a first class smartphone for sophisticated individuals who demand the best in life. Styling doesn’t get more elegant than this, and if you have the car to match, all the better.

  • Blavod Black Vodka

    Blavod Black Vodka

    $34.85

    Dark spirits aren’t always malevolent, especially when they come in the form of Blavod black vodka. This triple distilled vodka looks like a real bad boy –  dark, smooth, irresistible, and willing you to discover how delicious he tastes.

  • BLK Black Spring Water

    BLK Black Spring Water

    $9.75

    Black water? Is this the devil’s brew? No chance, it’s far too good for you. BLK is filtered spring water enhanced by naturally black trace minerals. So now you can look bad while doing yourself good.

  • Camera Lens Mug with Lid

    Camera Lens Mug

    $10.54

    Photographers everywhere will love this camera lens mug. Having a steel insert, it’s perfect for all types of liquid – black water if you’re thirsty, black vodka to loosen things up a bit, or black coffee if you need to crank it up a gear. It even comes with a lid to avoid throwing it all over people when you’re blithering around with your beverage.

  • Cast Iron Mortar & Pestle - Black

    Cast Iron Mortar & Pestle – Black

    $18.50

    You can probably think of many things you’d like to crush in this cast iron mortar and pestle. Indeed, you can easily get your grind on in the kitchen with this helpful tool and create all sorts of potions, tinctures, and many a witches’ brew.

  • Jellycat Charlie Crow

    Charlie Crow

    $23.63

    Fancy your own fluffy little death bearer?  Charlie Crow by Jellycat is a soft, cuddly, feathery friend that you can take with you wherever you may go. You know your friends will see him and say “Caw!”. They’ll all want one too, and then it’ll be murder.

  • Circee Velvet Dress – Black

    Circee Velvet Dress – Black

    $169.00

    You could do a lot of things in this dress, especially if you teamed it with those boots. It’s a sort of modern day princess ready for action kind of dress. The collar matches the cuffs too. Oh those cuffs… When you’ve finished flouncing you can take them off if you wish, and use them for whatever springs to mind.

  • Croc Nano-Titanium Flat Iron – Black

    Croc Nano-Titanium Flat Iron – Black

    $83.77

    Get your black hair super straight and smooth with this flat iron from Croc. With 25 heat settings up to 450 degrees there’s nothing half-arsed about it. Even the most unruly frizz will be slayed, leaving you with poker straight, shiny tresses.