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Keep your cosmetics together in this handmade Nosferatu make up bag. The Count is sure to scare anyone off from fiddling with your lipsticks or puffing themselves with your powder. He is, of course, such a handsome chap that he doesn’t need any.
Black lipstick really sorts the men out from the boys. There’s those that can pull it off, and those that fail miserably. Assuming you’re the former, this matte black lipstick will create the vampiest of pouts to complete your dramatic look with ease. Spread some on your lips and bewitch them all.
Made with just black beans and water, this spaghetti can be substituted for regular pasta for those who don’t tolerate wheat based products well. In addition, it’s black, so we love it.
Stop blithering around with bland kitchen concoctions and sling some of this in your cauldron. Sure to cause a stir, this black rice will add a uniqueness to your culinary creations that will delight your diners.
Many people buy these mints just for the ouija tin and who can blame them. Once you’ve stuffed all the mints it can be used for storing all sorts of amusing items.
A new take on the traditional leather biker jacket, this one is definitely not for shrinking violets. So whether or not you’re straddling a powerful chopper, you’ll look like a girl that would give her boyfriend’s mother a heart failure. Good.
Go hard or go home – the Pavlok 2 bracelet helps you change your behavior and break bad habits by delivering an electric shock every time you misbehave. This speaks to the reptilian brain and it will learn to associate pain with the undesirable behavior. So if you need a kick up the arse to get on track, this should sort you out nicely.
What’s your poison? This sterling silver onyx ring has a secret compartment, allowing you to keep your favorite pills or powder on hand at all times. Most useful and discreet.
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Fancy yourself as a fortune teller? This Psychic Readings Metal Wall Sign is a must have to advertise your amazing skills. Before you know it you’ll have them lining up for your guidance, and maybe even flog them some tarot cards or a crystal ball while they’re with you too. $$$
The original 1960 black and white version of Psycho still has the ability to creep the hell out of those who watch it. Norman Bates and his Mother, between them, created a ‘how not to treat your guests or run a motel’ blueprint. A young lady staying at a sinister motel in the middle of nowhere, run by the cringiest weirdo manager ever, make this a story that has to end badly. A horror masterpiece.
This metal wall sculpture is simply stunning. These beautiful ravens will cast shadows on the wall behind as the light changes, really bringing them to life and adding to their mysterious air.
Nothing goes together like razor blades and wrists. This stunning black leather bracelet with attached razor blades and snap fastening can be custom made to your measurements for the perfect fit. Just as well. Wouldn’t want any accidents now would we.
Spilled your bordeaux over the table arrangement? Thrown your dinner all over your lover? These black napkins are great for mopping up a multitude of sins. Wipe it. Bin it. All is forgiven.
Whip them out on the subway and just feel the envy. Blow your hooter on one of these soft black tissues and you’ll never be satisfied with a white one again.
Ultimate luxury for your bum! This softer than soft toilet tissue by Renova is supremely stylish and a far cry from the usual bland bathroom bogroll. Your guests will be impressed and most certainly amused.