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Just look at that sweet face, and those horns! This delightful baby gargoyle soft toy stands 12 inches tall with movable arms and legs allowing you to perch him in all sorts of places. Not only does he look amazing, he will also guard your living space and scare off evil spirits for you. Looks and talent. What more could you want.
Norman Bates really does have a killer house, and now you can have one too. This one’s a little smaller though, so you can’t actually live in it or dress up as Mother. It’s a charming model house that comes as a kit that you glue together to make your very own Bates house. Remember to paint it black.
For those who love to wallow in darkness, we present to you the black bath bomb. Sling this in your tub and watch the water turn jet black. Tangerine, orange and raspberry scents combine to uplift your senses, because let’s face it, if you’re drowning in blackness you bloody need it, leaving your skin soft and your mind clear. Cruelty free.
Birthdays are a mixed bag aren’t they. On the one hand you’re celebrating the fact that you’re alive, and on the other, with every celebration you’re getting closer to death. This pack of 10 black party balloons for men contain 2 of each design ‘Another Year Closer to the Sweet Release of Death’, ‘Happy Fucking Birthday’, ‘Birthday Bastard’, ‘Old Git’ and ‘You Are Old’. Perfect for realists everywhere.
Slip your pack inside this discreet black case and keep your cigarettes safe and not squished. Holds a full pack of king sized cigarettes, so you’ll always have plenty of smokes to hand. Finding a public place where some fucker doesn’t have a problem with you lighting one up is another story.
Magicians and card players alike will love these Black Ghost Playing Cards. This deck is darker than dark. Exactly how we like it.
Black guitar USB flash drive with keychain so you can keep your music with you always.
If too many things have been getting on your wick and you’re in need of a quiet spell, this lovely lavender scented candle could be just what you need. Carefully handmade in The Witch City of Salem, MA, the lavender scent is sure to soothe away your stresses and help you relax, so you can feel more like yourself again. Whatever that means.
So she got to you and now you want revenge. This figure candle is all you need to cast a black magic spell or curse, aimed at a specific person. The candle image allows you to set your intention for that person, and then burn baby burn. Please remember that magic is real, and your intentions have the power to manifest into physical reality.
He’s going to wish he never ruffled your feathers when you get hold of one of these. This candle can be used as the embodiment of your object of woe, for you to do with as you please. Just remember, intention is a very powerful thing and can have profound results, so be careful what you wish for.
Delightful dark moth brooch, sure to appeal to those nocturnal souls who feel more of an affinity with the moon than the sun. Crafted from polymer clay, the delicate wings and fine details of this brooch make it a uniquely dark accessory to any outfit.
Black magic. This black pentacle necklace complete with dogtag chain is made from stainless steel coated with titanium nitride, so it’s suitable for those with skin sensitivities.
Photographers everywhere will love this camera lens mug. Having a steel insert, it’s perfect for all types of liquid – black water if you’re thirsty, black vodka to loosen things up a bit, or black coffee if you need to crank it up a gear. It even comes with a lid to avoid throwing it all over people when you’re blithering around with your beverage.
Fancy your own fluffy little death bearer? Charlie Crow by Jellycat is a soft, cuddly, feathery friend that you can take with you wherever you may go. You know your friends will see him and say “Caw!”. They’ll all want one too, and then it’ll be murder.
Exquisite crow journal with 100 hand-torn craft paper pages. Would make a superb Book of Shadows. Also ideal to use as your ‘Book of Depressing Thoughts’, and let’s face it we all have one of those. Comes with black feather pen.
Story Said: The human whose name is written in this note shall die. This note will not take effect unless the writer has the person’s face in their mind when writing his/her name. Therefore, people sharing the same name will not be affected. If the cause of death is written within 40 seconds of writing the person’s name, it will happen. If the cause of death is not specified, the person will simply die of a heart attack.