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Wash away your sins with this black body wash by Soapbox. Activated charcoal draws out toxins while sea salt exfoliates to leave your skin clean and smooth. Contains shea butter, aloe and jojoba oil for added softness. All natural, cruelty free and vegan.
Black handwash by Soapbox. Contains activated charcoal to deep cleanse and sea salt to exfoliate, along with added moisturisers to leave your skin clean and soft. All natural, cruelty free and vegan.
White shower curtains are straight out of Psycho. This black shower curtain makes a refreshing change, allowing you to get all up in a froth in perfect privacy without the fear of Norman Bates showing up.
Soak everywhere at once with this black shower panel complete with overhead rainfall shower, handheld shower, and two body massage jets to tickle your fancies. They can all be used together so the pleasurable and perverse possibilities are endless.
Toilets do see some horrors, so it’s more fitting that they should be black. Not only does it hide a multitude of sins, it’s much easier to keep clean as you really don’t need to bother. Imagine nestling your bum down on this glossy black wall hung toilet, with a pan as black as night, letting rip to your heart’s delight, and flushing it all into the dark abyss where it will never see the light of day again. Best. Bog. Ever.
Take your music with you into the shower with this water resistant shower speaker by Soundbot. You can stick it to any smooth surface so you no longer have to sing to yourself and annoy the neighbours. Annoy them with music instead.
Do you dig graves? We think they’re wonderful. Disappear behind this cemetery shower curtain with its tombstones, dark trees and flying bats for a truly sinister shower experience. And with the sound of the falling water simulating rainfall on a bleak midwinter day, you could almost be there.
Ultimate luxury for your bum! This softer than soft toilet tissue by Renova is supremely stylish and a far cry from the usual bland bathroom bogroll. Your guests will be impressed and most certainly amused.