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  • Black Mission Figs

    Black Mission Figs

    $16.39

    How something can be dried but remain so moist is quite an achievement. Black mission figs are sweet, delicious, and a sure fire way of getting things going. So if things have been a bit half-arsed lately, throw some of these down your gate and get the party started.

  • Black Squid Ink Spaghetti

    Black Squid Ink Spaghetti

    $13.01

    This black squid ink pasta will help you create devilishly dark spaghetti dishes. Perfect with seafood, or fling whatever you like on it for pasta with a twist.

  • Blavod Black Vodka

    Blavod Black Vodka

    $34.85

    Dark spirits aren’t always malevolent, especially when they come in the form of Blavod black vodka. This triple distilled vodka looks like a real bad boy –  dark, smooth, irresistible, and willing you to discover how delicious he tastes.

  • BLK Black Spring Water

    BLK Black Spring Water

    $9.75

    Black water? Is this the devil’s brew? No chance, it’s far too good for you. BLK is filtered spring water enhanced by naturally black trace minerals. So now you can look bad while doing yourself good.

  • Death Wish Ground Coffee – The World’s Strongest Coffee

    Death Wish Ground Coffee – The World’s Strongest Coffee

    $19.99

    If you need a kick up the arse in the morning, get your laughing gear round some of this. With double the caffeine of your average coffee, Death Wish Coffee will wake you up and keep you perky. If that is your thing.

  • Organic Black Bean Spaghetti – Gluten Free

    Organic Black Bean Spaghetti – Gluten Free

    $3.99

    Made with just black beans and water, this spaghetti can be substituted for regular pasta for those who don’t tolerate wheat based products well. In addition, it’s black, so we love it.

  • Organic Tuscan Black Rice

    Organic Tuscan Black Rice

    $14.62

    Stop blithering around with bland kitchen concoctions and sling some of this in your cauldron. Sure to cause a stir, this black rice will add a uniqueness to your culinary creations that will delight your diners.

  • The Beer FKA Blackout

    The Beer FKA Blackout

    We’ve all had a blackout on a night out. Strange, as though you know you were there, but you weren’t there. The Beer Formally Known As Blackout by Evil Twin Brewing is for you if you like your beer black, with barely any carbonation. The flavors dwelling within this Imperial Porter have been described as ranging from chocolate, roasted malt, molasses, vanilla, dark fruits, espresso, and caramel. Beautiful.

  • The Black Grouse Alpha Edition Blended Scotch Whisky

    The Black Grouse Alpha Edition Blended Scotch Whisky

    $67.95

    The Alpha Edition of The Black Grouse is a richer, smokier version of this famous scotch whisky.

  • XL Licorice Willy Candy

    XL Licorice Willy Candy

    $7.66

    If you like your willies big and black these licorice candies are sure to delight. Give one a chew.