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He’s going to wish he never ruffled your feathers when you get hold of one of these. This candle can be used as the embodiment of your object of woe, for you to do with as you please. Just remember, intention is a very powerful thing and can have profound results, so be careful what you wish for.
How something can be dried but remain so moist is quite an achievement. Black mission figs are sweet, delicious, and a sure fire way of getting things going. So if things have been a bit half-arsed lately, throw some of these down your gate and get the party started.
Black salt – a combination of pure sea salt and activated charcoal. Perfect for spells and rituals, especially ones involving banishing. In fact, why not fling some directly at your enemies. They’ll think you’ve cursed them and run away, leaving you alone. In truth no harm will come to them, but the salt will certainly have worked it’s magic.
This nursery mobile has 3 pairs of black seahorses suspended in silent motion for your baby’s curiosity and enjoyment.
White shower curtains are straight out of Psycho. This black shower curtain makes a refreshing change, allowing you to get all up in a froth in perfect privacy without the fear of Norman Bates showing up.
Soak everywhere at once with this black shower panel complete with overhead rainfall shower, handheld shower, and two body massage jets to tickle your fancies. They can all be used together so the pleasurable and perverse possibilities are endless.
This black squid ink pasta will help you create devilishly dark spaghetti dishes. Perfect with seafood, or fling whatever you like on it for pasta with a twist.
Toilets do see some horrors, so it’s more fitting that they should be black. Not only does it hide a multitude of sins, it’s much easier to keep clean as you really don’t need to bother. Imagine nestling your bum down on this glossy black wall hung toilet, with a pan as black as night, letting rip to your heart’s delight, and flushing it all into the dark abyss where it will never see the light of day again. Best. Bog. Ever.
Take your music with you into the shower with this water resistant shower speaker by Soundbot. You can stick it to any smooth surface so you no longer have to sing to yourself and annoy the neighbours. Annoy them with music instead.
Are you a lone wolf? This stunning black wolf head will add dramatic effect to any room, and is sure to command plenty of attention. Sure beats hacking the head off a moose for decoration. This one is cruelty free as it’s made of resin.
Dark spirits aren’t always malevolent, especially when they come in the form of Blavod black vodka. This triple distilled vodka looks like a real bad boy – dark, smooth, irresistible, and willing you to discover how delicious he tastes.
Black water? Is this the devil’s brew? No chance, it’s far too good for you. BLK is filtered spring water enhanced by naturally black trace minerals. So now you can look bad while doing yourself good.
Photographers everywhere will love this camera lens mug. Having a steel insert, it’s perfect for all types of liquid – black water if you’re thirsty, black vodka to loosen things up a bit, or black coffee if you need to crank it up a gear. It even comes with a lid to avoid throwing it all over people when you’re blithering around with your beverage.
You can probably think of many things you’d like to crush in this cast iron mortar and pestle. Indeed, you can easily get your grind on in the kitchen with this helpful tool and create all sorts of potions, tinctures, and many a witches’ brew.
Exquisite crow journal with 100 hand-torn craft paper pages. Would make a superb Book of Shadows. Also ideal to use as your ‘Book of Depressing Thoughts’, and let’s face it we all have one of those. Comes with black feather pen.
That dead dude may be a crow’s idea of a feast, but you’ll no doubt wish to cook up something more appetizing to go on these plates. Then you can invite a friend round, feed them, and watch with delight as they discover what’s lurking beneath their dinner.