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Black Salt
Black salt – a combination of pure sea salt and activated charcoal. Perfect for spells and rituals, especially ones involving banishing. In fact, why not fling some directly at your enemies. They’ll think you’ve cursed them and run away, leaving you alone. In truth no harm will come to them, but the salt will certainly have worked it’s magic.
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Crows & Corpse Dinner Plate
That dead dude may be a crow’s idea of a feast, but you’ll no doubt wish to cook up something more appetizing to go on these plates. Then you can invite a friend round, feed them, and watch with delight as they discover what’s lurking beneath their dinner.
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Haunted House Candle
Set the house ablaze with this haunted house beeswax candle. The detail on this candle is amazing, and if it were a real house it would no doubt be the one that most people would cross the street to avoid. We wouldn’t though. Would you?
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Storybook Cosmetics Roses are Black Brushes
Storybook Cosmetics Roses are Black Brushes feature cruelty-free black synthetic bristles with scarlet tips. Stunning in appearance, these black rose makeup brushes are sure to delight any goth, and come complete with black rose pouch featuring a quote from Edgar Allan Poe.
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Onyx Matte Black Lipstick
Black lipstick really sorts the men out from the boys. There’s those that can pull it off, and those that fail miserably. Assuming you’re the former, this matte black lipstick will create the vampiest of pouts to complete your dramatic look with ease. Spread some on your lips and bewitch them all.
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I Only Wear Black T-Shirt
You know those people who live and die in black? Yep, same here. This I Only Wear Black T-Shirt was made for them. It really spells it out with “I Only Wear Black on Days That End in Y.” Understandable. To consider any other color would be unthinkable.
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Black Birthday Balloons
Birthdays are a mixed bag aren’t they. On the one hand you’re celebrating the fact that you’re alive, and on the other, with every celebration you’re getting closer to death. This pack of 10 black party balloons for men contain 2 of each design ‘Another Year Closer to the Sweet Release of Death’, ‘Happy Fucking Birthday’, ‘Birthday Bastard’, ‘Old Git’ and ‘You Are Old’. Perfect for realists everywhere.
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Organic Black Bean Spaghetti – Gluten Free
Made with just black beans and water, this spaghetti can be substituted for regular pasta for those who don’t tolerate wheat based products well. In addition, it’s black, so we love it.
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HIM – Deep Shadows And Brilliant Highlights
The cover of this album is the tits. Ville Valo really was in his prime here and the album itself is a poetic masterpiece. Love is insane and baby we are too.
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Renova Black Toilet Tissue
Ultimate luxury for your bum! This softer than soft toilet tissue by Renova is supremely stylish and a far cry from the usual bland bathroom bogroll. Your guests will be impressed and most certainly amused.
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