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Camera Lens Mug
Photographers everywhere will love this camera lens mug. Having a steel insert, it’s perfect for all types of liquid – black water if you’re thirsty, black vodka to loosen things up a bit, or black coffee if you need to crank it up a gear. It even comes with a lid to avoid throwing it all over people when you’re blithering around with your beverage.
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The Satanic Bible
Where would we be without the seven deadly sins? Bloody miserable that’s where. Anton Lavey’s classic reminds us it’s good to indulge, to enjoy, and to fully experience the pleasures of this earthly plane. We are physical beings after all, and to abstain is unnatural.
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Black 15in 1 Miracle Hair Shampoo
Cleanse your raven black tresses with this nourishing shampoo from Black 15in 1. Loaded with marvellous ingredients to strengthen and repair your locks as it washes away everything undesirable. Sulfate-free so it won’t strip the hell out of your hair, or your black dye.
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Renova Black Napkins
Spilled your bordeaux over the table arrangement? Thrown your dinner all over your lover? These black napkins are great for mopping up a multitude of sins. Wipe it. Bin it. All is forgiven.
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I Only Wear Black T-Shirt
You know those people who live and die in black? Yep, same here. This I Only Wear Black T-Shirt was made for them. It really spells it out with “I Only Wear Black on Days That End in Y.” Understandable. To consider any other color would be unthinkable.
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Fury Spiked Platform Heels
Talk about killer heels. The combination of black vegan leather, peep-toe detail, ankle straps and 7″ spiked heels makes these shoes the right combination of dainty, elegant and badass. Mixed signals, yes. Who knows what could happen next..
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Black Pentacle Necklace
Black magic. This black pentacle necklace complete with dogtag chain is made from stainless steel coated with titanium nitride, so it’s suitable for those with skin sensitivities.
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Henna Maiden Hair Color – Envious Black
We don’t do grey, we only do black. If Mr Grey is trying to dominate, smother him into submission with this highly effective black hair dye by Henna Maiden. 100% natural so it will leave your newly black hair shiny and in marvellous condition. Cruelty free and vegan.
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Bamboo Charcoal Soap
Bamboo Charcoal Soap by The Healing Tree is derived from only four natural ingredients to gently but thoroughly cleanse the skin. If you have acne prone skin this one’s for you. All natural and cruelty free.
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Goth Block SPF 50 Sunscreen
So hardcore even Dracula could sunbathe wearing it, Goth Block SPF 50 Sunscreen is your beach (or graveyard) essential when you want to stay paler than pale while the sun shines. Cruelty free and vegan (not that Dracula would care) water resistant, and so full of natural goodies you’ll be beating the hippies away with a stick, Goth Block will protect you from the light while you wait for the darkness.
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Storybook Cosmetics Roses are Black Brushes
Storybook Cosmetics Roses are Black Brushes feature cruelty-free black synthetic bristles with scarlet tips. Stunning in appearance, these black rose makeup brushes are sure to delight any goth, and come complete with black rose pouch featuring a quote from Edgar Allan Poe.
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Black Birthday Balloons
Birthdays are a mixed bag aren’t they. On the one hand you’re celebrating the fact that you’re alive, and on the other, with every celebration you’re getting closer to death. This pack of 10 black party balloons for men contain 2 of each design ‘Another Year Closer to the Sweet Release of Death’, ‘Happy Fucking Birthday’, ‘Birthday Bastard’, ‘Old Git’ and ‘You Are Old’. Perfect for realists everywhere.
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