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  • Death Wish Ground Coffee – The World’s Strongest Coffee

    Death Wish Ground Coffee – The World’s Strongest Coffee

    $19.99

    If you need a kick up the arse in the morning, get your laughing gear round some of this. With double the caffeine of your average coffee, Death Wish Coffee will wake you up and keep you perky. If that is your thing.

  • Gothic Cemetery Shower Curtain

    Gothic Cemetery Shower Curtain

    $53.99

    Do you dig graves? We think they’re wonderful. Disappear behind this cemetery shower curtain with its tombstones, dark trees and flying bats for a truly sinister shower experience. And with the sound of the falling water simulating rainfall on a bleak midwinter day, you could almost be there.

  • Gothic Cross Gravestone Throw Pillow

    Gothic Cross Gravestone Throw Pillow

    $20.00

    If you’re a graveyard dweller who can appreciate the peaceful solitude of churchyards and cemeteries, this beautiful gothic cross gravestone throw pillow / cushion will make very pleasing decor. Featuring an original photograph by The Melancholy Sage, this unique design is available as an art print too.  Perfect if you dig graves.  We do.  We love them.

  • Gothic Round Steel Garden Bench Seating

    Gothic Round Steel Garden Bench

    $283.86

    The tree lover’s dream seat! This elegant gothic garden seat is designed to wrap around your favorite tree so you can comfortably sit under it’s gently swaying branches and enjoy some peace and quiet away from people. Bliss!

  • Harley Quinn Suicide Squad Beach Towel

    Harley Quinn Beach Towel

    $23.77

    Harley Quinn is without a doubt the Suicide Squad's hottest member, so when the temperature is rising and you're hitting the beach, knock 'em dead with this Harley Quinn Suicide Squad beach towel. Made from 100% cotton you'll be sure to keep your cool when the heat is on. You'd be mad not to love it.

  • Black Haunted House Candle

    Haunted House Candle

    $19.99

    Set the house ablaze with this haunted house beeswax candle. The detail on this candle is amazing, and if it were a real house it would no doubt be the one that most people would cross the street to avoid. We wouldn’t though. Would you?

  • Herdmar Black Flatware

    Herdmar Black Flatware

    $95.00

    Silver colored flatware is standard, but what if you don’t embrace the norm? Black flatware is stylish and unusual, and sure to be remembered by those you consider special enough to use it.

  • iRobot Roomba 770 Vacuum Cleaning Robot – Black

    iRobot Roomba 770 Vacuum Cleaning Robot – Black

    $449.99

    No time to clean your gothic abode?  Haven’t quite got the magic spell down to manifest your own cleaning faerie? Relax. This vacuum cleaning robot does it all for you.

  • KRGT-1 Motorcycle Black

    KRGT-1 Motorcycle

    $78,000.00

    Years in the making, the KRGT-1 is a motorcycle that has it all. Combining beautiful aesthetics, high performance, reliability, easy maintenance, and such a smooth easy ride you could thrash it to Hell and back without bruising your arse. Everything I look for in a man, really. If you’re ready to live your life in the fast lane, this exceptional machine will take you there.

  • Black 6 Light Chandelier

    Large Black 6 Light Chandelier

    $119.00

    If your boudior needs some illumination, this stunning chandelier will make the perfect addition. It's a big one, measuring 23 inches. Who wouldn't want such a magnificent piece in their bedroom? It's also beautiful, and holds six 40w bulbs so you'll never be left grappling around in the dark. Unless of course you want to.

  • Organic Black Bean Spaghetti – Gluten Free

    Organic Black Bean Spaghetti – Gluten Free

    $3.99

    Made with just black beans and water, this spaghetti can be substituted for regular pasta for those who don’t tolerate wheat based products well. In addition, it’s black, so we love it.

  • Organic Tuscan Black Rice

    Organic Tuscan Black Rice

    $14.62

    Stop blithering around with bland kitchen concoctions and sling some of this in your cauldron. Sure to cause a stir, this black rice will add a uniqueness to your culinary creations that will delight your diners.

  • Psychic Readings Metal Sign

    Psychic Readings Metal Sign

    Fancy yourself as a fortune teller?  This Psychic Readings Metal Wall Sign is a must have to advertise your amazing skills. Before you know it you’ll have them lining up for your guidance, and maybe even flog them some tarot cards or a crystal ball while they’re with you too. $$$

  • Ravens Metal Wall Sculpture – Antique Black

    Ravens Metal Wall Sculpture – Antique Black

    $72.90

    This metal wall sculpture is simply stunning. These beautiful ravens will cast shadows on the wall behind as the light changes, really bringing them to life and adding to their mysterious air.

  • Renova Black Napkins

    Renova Black Napkins

    $7.59

    Spilled your bordeaux over the table arrangement? Thrown your dinner all over your lover? These black napkins are great for mopping up a multitude of sins. Wipe it. Bin it. All is forgiven.

  • Renova Black Pocket Tissues

    Renova Black Pocket Tissues

    $15.60

    Whip them out on the subway and just feel the envy. Blow your hooter on one of these soft black tissues and you’ll never be satisfied with a white one again.