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Toilets do see some horrors, so it’s more fitting that they should be black. Not only does it hide a multitude of sins, it’s much easier to keep clean as you really don’t need to bother. Imagine nestling your bum down on this glossy black wall hung toilet, with a pan as black as night, letting rip to your heart’s delight, and flushing it all into the dark abyss where it will never see the light of day again. Best. Bog. Ever.
Take your music with you into the shower with this water resistant shower speaker by Soundbot. You can stick it to any smooth surface so you no longer have to sing to yourself and annoy the neighbours. Annoy them with music instead.
Found your perfect soul mate? Waste no time tying the mortal knot in this enchanting black wedding dress. He’s sure to be spellbound, and undoubtedly yours forever more.
Dance down the aisle in these exquisite handmade satin wedding shoes. Dainty as can be, these are the perfect wedding shoes for the gothic bride.
Are you a lone wolf? This stunning black wolf head will add dramatic effect to any room, and is sure to command plenty of attention. Sure beats hacking the head off a moose for decoration. This one is cruelty free as it’s made of resin.
Enough to bring out the snob in anyone, The Porsche Design P’9983 is a first class smartphone for sophisticated individuals who demand the best in life. Styling doesn’t get more elegant than this, and if you have the car to match, all the better.
Dark spirits aren’t always malevolent, especially when they come in the form of Blavod black vodka. This triple distilled vodka looks like a real bad boy – dark, smooth, irresistible, and willing you to discover how delicious he tastes.
Black water? Is this the devil’s brew? No chance, it’s far too good for you. BLK is filtered spring water enhanced by naturally black trace minerals. So now you can look bad while doing yourself good.
Photographers everywhere will love this camera lens mug. Having a steel insert, it’s perfect for all types of liquid – black water if you’re thirsty, black vodka to loosen things up a bit, or black coffee if you need to crank it up a gear. It even comes with a lid to avoid throwing it all over people when you’re blithering around with your beverage.
You can probably think of many things you’d like to crush in this cast iron mortar and pestle. Indeed, you can easily get your grind on in the kitchen with this helpful tool and create all sorts of potions, tinctures, and many a witches’ brew.
Fancy your own fluffy little death bearer? Charlie Crow by Jellycat is a soft, cuddly, feathery friend that you can take with you wherever you may go. You know your friends will see him and say “Caw!”. They’ll all want one too, and then it’ll be murder.
You could do a lot of things in this dress, especially if you teamed it with those boots. It’s a sort of modern day princess ready for action kind of dress. The collar matches the cuffs too. Oh those cuffs… When you’ve finished flouncing you can take them off if you wish, and use them for whatever springs to mind.
Get your black hair super straight and smooth with this flat iron from Croc. With 25 heat settings up to 450 degrees there’s nothing half-arsed about it. Even the most unruly frizz will be slayed, leaving you with poker straight, shiny tresses.
Exquisite crow journal with 100 hand-torn craft paper pages. Would make a superb Book of Shadows. Also ideal to use as your ‘Book of Depressing Thoughts’, and let’s face it we all have one of those. Comes with black feather pen.
That dead dude may be a crow’s idea of a feast, but you’ll no doubt wish to cook up something more appetizing to go on these plates. Then you can invite a friend round, feed them, and watch with delight as they discover what’s lurking beneath their dinner.
Story Said: The human whose name is written in this note shall die. This note will not take effect unless the writer has the person’s face in their mind when writing his/her name. Therefore, people sharing the same name will not be affected. If the cause of death is written within 40 seconds of writing the person’s name, it will happen. If the cause of death is not specified, the person will simply die of a heart attack.