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Black Birthday Balloons
Birthdays are a mixed bag aren’t they. On the one hand you’re celebrating the fact that you’re alive, and on the other, with every celebration you’re getting closer to death. This pack of 10 black party balloons for men contain 2 of each design ‘Another Year Closer to the Sweet Release of Death’, ‘Happy Fucking Birthday’, ‘Birthday Bastard’, ‘Old Git’ and ‘You Are Old’. Perfect for realists everywhere.
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ESP Kirk Hammett Signature KH-2 Black Guitar
What a beast. All in black with skull & crossbone inlays between the frets on the fingerboard adding the perfect touch. Wouldn’t you just love to take this one in your arms and give it all you’ve got. Yeah, thought so…
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Death Note Notebook & Feather Pen
Story Said: The human whose name is written in this note shall die. This note will not take effect unless the writer has the person’s face in their mind when writing his/her name. Therefore, people sharing the same name will not be affected. If the cause of death is written within 40 seconds of writing the person’s name, it will happen. If the cause of death is not specified, the person will simply die of a heart attack.
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Black Beaded Curtain
Vamp up your living space with this versatile black beaded curtain. A beautiful mixture of both diamond and teardrop beads. Hang it in a doorway, a window, or use as a room divider.
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12 Fresh Cut Black Roses
Real black roses! Forget the imposters, these beauties are freshly cut and waiting to be delivered to the object of your affection. Red is dead. Nothing says ‘I love you’ like a dozen black roses.
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Psycho (1960)
The original 1960 black and white version of Psycho still has the ability to creep the hell out of those who watch it. Norman Bates and his Mother, between them, created a ‘how not to treat your guests or run a motel’ blueprint. A young lady staying at a sinister motel in the middle of nowhere, run by the cringiest weirdo manager ever, make this a story that has to end badly. A horror masterpiece.
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Croc Nano-Titanium Flat Iron – Black
Get your black hair super straight and smooth with this flat iron from Croc. With 25 heat settings up to 450 degrees there’s nothing half-arsed about it. Even the most unruly frizz will be slayed, leaving you with poker straight, shiny tresses.
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Organic Black Bean Spaghetti – Gluten Free
Made with just black beans and water, this spaghetti can be substituted for regular pasta for those who don’t tolerate wheat based products well. In addition, it’s black, so we love it.
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Renova Black Toilet Tissue
Ultimate luxury for your bum! This softer than soft toilet tissue by Renova is supremely stylish and a far cry from the usual bland bathroom bogroll. Your guests will be impressed and most certainly amused.
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Black 15in 1 Miracle Hair Shampoo
Cleanse your raven black tresses with this nourishing shampoo from Black 15in 1. Loaded with marvellous ingredients to strengthen and repair your locks as it washes away everything undesirable. Sulfate-free so it won’t strip the hell out of your hair, or your black dye.
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Nosferatu Make Up Bag
Keep your cosmetics together in this handmade Nosferatu make up bag. The Count is sure to scare anyone off from fiddling with your lipsticks or puffing themselves with your powder. He is, of course, such a handsome chap that he doesn’t need any.
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