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Nosferatu (1922)
The 1922 silent vampire movie, Nosferatu, which was based on the story of Dracula, stars Max Schreck as the sinister Count Orlok, who is, not surprisingly, up to no good in his Transylvanian castle. Crypts, coffins and lots of late night creeping make this a silent movie to savour.
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Black Birthday Balloons
Birthdays are a mixed bag aren’t they. On the one hand you’re celebrating the fact that you’re alive, and on the other, with every celebration you’re getting closer to death. This pack of 10 black party balloons for men contain 2 of each design ‘Another Year Closer to the Sweet Release of Death’, ‘Happy Fucking Birthday’, ‘Birthday Bastard’, ‘Old Git’ and ‘You Are Old’. Perfect for realists everywhere.
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Light Mountain Natural Hair Color & Conditioner – Black
If hair dye makes your scalp want to die, give this a try. Chemical free, all natural black hair color and conditioner by Light Mountain. Free from peroxide and ammonia. Cruelty free. Because being beautiful shouldn’t have to be beastly.
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HIM – Deep Shadows And Brilliant Highlights
The cover of this album is the tits. Ville Valo really was in his prime here and the album itself is a poetic masterpiece. Love is insane and baby we are too.
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The Exorcist Ringtone
Put the willies up everyone whenever your phone rings to the sound of The Exorcist. Watch them look around with trepidation, wondering where that hauntingly familiar tune is coming from, and then judge you as the Anti-Christ when you answer the blower. It'll clear the queue anyway.
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Organic Black Bean Spaghetti – Gluten Free
Made with just black beans and water, this spaghetti can be substituted for regular pasta for those who don’t tolerate wheat based products well. In addition, it’s black, so we love it.
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Black Magic Figure Candle – Male
He’s going to wish he never ruffled your feathers when you get hold of one of these. This candle can be used as the embodiment of your object of woe, for you to do with as you please. Just remember, intention is a very powerful thing and can have profound results, so be careful what you wish for.
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Atsuko Kudo Black Latex Midi Dress
A unique take on the latex dress. Supremely feminine and elegant. Imagine disappearing off into the night on your dream date in this provocative yet undeniably ladylike creation. Your beau will be knocked dead. Leaving you with the dilemma of how to revive them.
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Black Shirt Jeans Shoes Cats T Shirt
When you have your black shirt, black jeans and black shoes sorted, don’t go and balls it all up with a mismatching pussy. Of course, we love all kitties here at I Want It Black, but black cats are especially lucky. Plus you can cuddle them and get cat fluff all over your outfit and it won’t show. But honestly, we don’t really care about the fluff, it’s the pussy that counts.
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iRobot Roomba 770 Vacuum Cleaning Robot – Black
No time to clean your gothic abode? Haven’t quite got the magic spell down to manifest your own cleaning faerie? Relax. This vacuum cleaning robot does it all for you.
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BLK Black Spring Water
Black water? Is this the devil’s brew? No chance, it’s far too good for you. BLK is filtered spring water enhanced by naturally black trace minerals. So now you can look bad while doing yourself good.
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Henna Maiden Hair Color – Envious Black
We don’t do grey, we only do black. If Mr Grey is trying to dominate, smother him into submission with this highly effective black hair dye by Henna Maiden. 100% natural so it will leave your newly black hair shiny and in marvellous condition. Cruelty free and vegan.
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